Craig

Craig "Fitness Dad" Cahn is one of the dateable dads in Dream Daddy. He's an old college friend and one-time roomate with the player. He was working in California and moved his business to Maple Bay.

Craig also appears in the Dream Daddy Comics published by Oni Press.

Likes / Dislikes
Likes:
 * Coaching softball
 * Doing push-ups with his daughters on his back
 * Brunch with a bro

Dislikes:
 * Rest days
 * Improper stretching techniques
 * When his twins pretend to be each other

DadBook profile
Dad of three, business entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast. Juggling work, family, and fitness is a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it!

On a Friday Night you are most likely to....

Get one last, good cardio session in

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?

A box of energy bars

What are your turn-ons?

a sub six-minute mile

What did you want to be when you grew up?

beer pong world champion

What's your favorite movie genre?

Buddy cop movies forever

What's your ideal date?

scaling a huge, dangerous mountain for fun

What do you never leave home without?

an extra tube of energy gel

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

My mile time used to be so good. What happened? Have I peaked?

Craig Text

 * Go to the gym

You ready to kick some butt?

 * Gotta stay posi, dude. - Neutral
 * With your help, I am. - Like
 * H E L P - Dislike

That's a good question, bro. What do you think he's doing?

 * Training to crush people's skulls with his thighs. - Love
 * Using a medieval torture device. - Neutral
 * Praying to some sort of Pain God. - Neutral

Ah, I keep busy. What do you do for fun?

 * I love learning. - Love
 * I try to live my life as close to a Jimmy Buffett song as possible. - Neutral
 * I check out my hot bod. - Like

Ask about...

 * Ask about coaching softball - Like
 * Ask about the business - Like
 * Ask about the kids - Like
 * That's enough for now - Neutral (skips all three questions)

So, the moms can hit on me all they want...

 * You're doing a great job - Like
 * The right person will come along eventually - Love
 * Hit softballs, don't get hit on by moms - Neutral

You would be so lucky.

 * That was planned - Neutral
 * I mean... - Love
 * Kissing is for the weak - Like

Playground

 * Look for clues


 * Interrogate Joseph
 * Alright, thanks for your help.
 * That sounds a little suspect, Joseph. - Correct


 * No (yes) - Correct
 * Only if you did something wrong.
 * Thank you for your time, citizen.


 * Try to calm River down.
 * Move to another part of the park

The Field

 * Mat and Carmensita.


 * Check out those squirrels.
 * The drinking fountain.
 * The log.
 * The tree - Like


 * Look for clues. Find Arnold's leg.


 * Interrogate River
 * Good Cop - Like
 * Bad Cop - Dislike

The Woods

 * Look for clues


 * Interrogate Robert
 * Be good cop
 * Be bad cop - Correct


 * Go deeper into the woods
 * Yes - Correct
 * No

The Diner

 * Grimy Brunch - Like
 * Carboload - Neutral
 * Treat yo'self - Love
 * I lied
 * Bougie Brunch - Neutral

Outside

 * I got it. - Neutral
 * Don't you dare. - Like
 * Such a gentleman. - Love

But what if there’s a problem

 * There won’t be. - Like
 * You’ve trained for this. - Neutral
 * Reception is the least of our worries. - Dislike

Craig immediately begins taking his clothes off

 * Look at Craig’s butt - Love
 * Don’t Look at Craig’s butt - Neutral

You coming or what?

 * You got it, chief - Neutral
 * Let’s put on a show - Like
 * Who needs pants anyway - Neutral

You’ve awakened the beast

 * Squirt water at him with your hands - Neutral
 * Hammerfist - Like
 * Dunk him - Love

Not so scary now, huh?

 * I’ll race you to the top - Correct
 * I’ve had enough excitement for today

Wanna go again?

 * You know it. - Correct
 * I’m pretty tired

Got one more in you?

 * I live for danger - Correct
 * I’m ready to throw in the towel

Alright, I think that’s my limit.
(Extra: If you keep pushing the wrong answers and keep jumping, your avatar will die and you'll get an achievement: "Cannonball") These are the ones you need to select. Then you return to the first jump and you can't die again.
 * Are you kidding? I’ve never felt more alive. - This will lead to an extra scenario.
 * You’re right. - Correct
 * No I'm here to jump.
 * There is nothing but the waterfall.

Give me some moral support.

 * You can do it - Neutral
 * Never knew a better Craig! - Like and later dislike
 * Go overboard with compliments. - Love

Do I, though?

 * Hell yeah - Like
 * Hell yeah, bro - Love

Trivia

 * For Craig’s camping date, the creators watched the movie Brokeback Mountain for inspiration; it didn’t go well as the movie affected them so much emotionally that it took two days before either of them could get back to writing.
 * Throughout your interactions with Craig, he reveals that he and the player made their share of mischief during their college years. Including:
 * Craig smuggling a puppy into their dorm room despite pets not being allowed. He and the player spent the semester making up stories about a mysterious third roommate named Carl and his cough that sounded like a dog’s bark.
 * The player stealing a new fish from a fish tank at a party after Craig’s fish died.
 * Craig backflipping off of a roof and into a pool while shotgunning a beer.
 * Craig and the player escaping a party after the police showed up, but running into them in the parking lot. For half an hour, Craig pretended to be interested in joining the police academy.
 * Craig is a great cook. He also has his own fitness smoothie recipe, which to player’s surprise is delicious.
 * Craig’s college nickname was “Keg-Stand Craig”.