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Relationship status: Divorced
Spouse: Ashley (former)
Children: Briar
Voice actor: Nathan Sharp

Craig "Fitness Dad" Cahn is one of the dateable dads in Dream Daddy. He's an old college friend and one-time roomate with the player. He was working in California and moved his business to Maple Bay.

Craig also appears in the Dream Daddy Comics published by Oni Press.

Likes / Dislikes[]


  • Coaching softball
  • Doing push-ups with his daughters on his back
  • Brunch with a bro


  • Rest days
  • Improper stretching techniques
  • When his twins pretend to be each other

DadBook profile[]

Dad of three, business entrepreneur, and fitness enthusiast. Juggling work, family, and fitness is a tough gig, but someone's gotta do it!

On a Friday Night you are most likely to....
Get one last, good cardio session in

If you had one thing to take with you onto a desert island, what would it be?
A box of energy bars

What are your turn-ons?
a sub six-minute mile

What did you want to be when you grew up?
beer pong world champion

What's your favorite movie genre?
Buddy cop movies forever

What's your ideal date?
scaling a huge, dangerous mountain for fun

What do you never leave home without?
an extra tube of energy gel

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
My mile time used to be so good. What happened? Have I peaked?

Conversation Options[]

Craig Text[]

  • Go to the gym

You ready to kick some butt?[]

  • Gotta stay posi, dude. - Neutral
  • With your help, I am. - Like
  • H E L P - Dislike

That's a good question, bro. What do you think he's doing?[]

  • Training to crush people's skulls with his thighs. - Love
  • Using a medieval torture device. - Neutral
  • Praying to some sort of Pain God. - Neutral

Ah, I keep busy. What do you do for fun?[]

  • I love learning. - Love
  • I try to live my life as close to a Jimmy Buffett song as possible. - Neutral
  • I check out my hot bod. - Like

First Date[]

Ask about...[]

  • Ask about coaching softball - Like
  • Ask about the business - Like
  • Ask about the kids - Like
  • That's enough for now - Neutral (skips all three questions)

So, the moms can hit on me all they want...[]

  • You're doing a great job - Like
  • The right person will come along eventually - Love
  • Hit softballs, don't get hit on by moms - Neutral

You would be so lucky.[]

  • That was planned - Neutral
  • I mean... - Love
  • Kissing is for the weak - Like

Second Date[]


  • Look for clues
  • Interrogate Joseph
    • Alright, thanks for your help.
    • That sounds a little suspect, Joseph. - Correct
      • No (yes) - Correct
      • Only if you did something wrong.
      • Thank you for your time, citizen.
  • Try to calm River down.
  • Move to another part of the park

The Field[]

  • Mat and Carmensita.
  • Check out those squirrels.
    • The drinking fountain.
    • The log.
    • The tree - Like
  • Look for clues. Find Arnold's leg.
  • Interrogate River
    • Good Cop - Like
    • Bad Cop - Dislike

The Woods[]

  • Look for clues
  • Interrogate Robert
    • Be good cop
    • Be bad cop - Correct
  • Go deeper into the woods
    • Yes - Correct
    • No

The Diner[]

  • Grimy Brunch - Like
    • Carboload - Neutral
    • Treat yo'self - Love
    • I lied
  • Bougie Brunch - Neutral

Third Date[]


  • I got it. - Neutral
  • Don't you dare. - Like
  • Such a gentleman. - Love

But what if there’s a problem[]

  • There won’t be. - Like
  • You’ve trained for this. - Neutral
  • Reception is the least of our worries. - Dislike

Craig immediately begins taking his clothes off[]

  • Look at Craig’s butt - Love
  • Don’t Look at Craig’s butt - Neutral

You coming or what?[]

  • You got it, chief - Neutral
  • Let’s put on a show - Like
  • Who needs pants anyway - Neutral

You’ve awakened the beast[]

  • Squirt water at him with your hands - Neutral
  • Hammerfist - Like
  • Dunk him - Love

Not so scary now, huh?[]

  • I’ll race you to the top - Correct
  • I’ve had enough excitement for today

Wanna go again?[]

  • You know it. - Correct
  • I’m pretty tired

Got one more in you?[]

  • I live for danger - Correct
  • I’m ready to throw in the towel

Alright, I think that’s my limit.[]

  • Are you kidding? I’ve never felt more alive. - This will lead to an extra scenario.
  • You’re right. - Correct

(Extra: If you keep pushing the wrong answers and keep jumping, your avatar will die and you'll get an achievement: "Cannonball") These are the ones you need to select.

  • No I'm here to jump.
  • There is nothing but the waterfall.

Then you return to the first jump and you can't die again.

Give me some moral support.[]

  • You can do it - Neutral
  • Never knew a better Craig! - Like and later dislike
  • Go overboard with compliments. - Love

Do I, though?[]

  • Hell yeah - Like
  • Hell yeah, bro - Love

Date Responses[]

"That was a gold-medal performance for sure!"

Related achievements[]

Icon Name Description
Achievement.jpg Dreamiest Daddy Go on every date with every dad.
Achievement.jpg Keg-Stand Champion Go on all Craig dates.


  • For Craig’s camping date, the creators watched the movie Brokeback Mountain for inspiration; it didn’t go well as the movie affected them so much emotionally that it took two days before either of them could get back to writing.[1]
  • Throughout your interactions with Craig, he reveals that he and the player made their share of mischief during their college years. Including:
    • Craig smuggling a puppy into their dorm room despite pets not being allowed. He and the player spent the semester making up stories about a mysterious third roommate named Carl and his cough that sounded like a dog’s bark.
    • The player stealing a new fish from a fish tank at a party after Craig’s fish died.
    • Craig backflipping off of a roof and into a pool while shotgunning a beer.
    • Craig and the player escaping a party after the police showed up, but running into them in the parking lot. For half an hour, Craig pretended to be interested in joining the police academy.
  • Craig is a great cook. He also has his own fitness smoothie recipe, which to player’s surprise is delicious.
  • Craig’s college nickname was “Keg-Stand Craig”.